Doctors Quotes

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Erma Bombeck

The more ignorant, reckless and thoughtless a doctor is, the higher his reputation soars even amongst powerful princes.

Desiderius Erasmus

There are worse occupations in this world than feeling a woman's pulse.

Laurence Sterne

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

Jonathan Swift

What I call a good patient is one who, having found a good physician, sticks to him till he dies.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, And whom did you consult before coming to me? Only the village druggist, was the answer. And what sort of foolish advice did that numbskull give you? asked the doctor, his tone and manner denoting his contempt for the advice of the layman. Oh, replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, he told me to come and see you.

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The doctor knows what his trained eyes see -- and he says it's the last of the ninth for me. So one more thing while the clouds loom dark and then I must leave this noisy park.

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The difference between an itch and an allergy is about one hundred bucks.

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I wasn't driven into medicine by a social conscience but by rampant curiosity.

Jonathan Miller