Gods Quotes

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Organizing gods is like herding cats into straight lines. Th

Organizing gods is like herding cats into straight lines. They don't take naturally to it.

Gods Organizing

It appeared to the Elders that the people here would believe

It appeared to the Elders that the people here would believe anything about themselves, no matter how preposterous, as long as it was flattering. To make sure of this, they performed an experiment. They put the idea into Earthlings' heads that the whole Universe had been created by one big animal who looked just like them. He sat on a throne with a lot of less fancy thrones all around him. When people died they got to sit on those other thrones forever because they were such close relatives of the Creator.The people down here just ate that up!

Reality God Gods Fantasy Creator Likeness

I'm the idiot box. I'm the TV. I'm the all-seeing eye and th

I'm the idiot box. I'm the TV. I'm the all-seeing eye and the world of the cathode ray. I'm the boob tube. I'm the little shrine the family gathers to adore.' You're the television? Or someone in the television?' The TV's the altar. I'm what people are sacrificing to.' What do they sacrifice?' asked Shadow.Their time, mostly,' said Lucy. 'Sometimes each other.' She raised two fingers, blew imaginary gunsmoke from the tips. Then she winked, a big old I Love Lucy wink.You're a God?' said Shadow.Lucy smirked, and took a ladylike puff of her cigarette. 'You could say that,' she said.

Gods Television

Listen, gods die when they are forgotten. People too. But th

Listen, gods die when they are forgotten. People too. But the land's still here. The good places, and the bad. The land isn't going anywhere. And neither am I.

Death Gods People Land

If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies t

If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does.

Christopher Hitchens

Death God Gods Humor Funny Religion Atheism Christianity Afterlife Atheist Hitchens

It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they fi

It is said that whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad. In fact, whomsoever the gods wish to destroy, they first hand the equivalent of a stick with a fizzing fuse and Acme Dynamite Company written on the side. It's more interesting, and doesn't take so long.

Terry Pratchett

Gods Humor Funny