Gross Quotes

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Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler'

Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler's neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.

Terry Pratchett

Food Humor Funny Gross

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.

Funny Vampire Gross