Humor Quotes

It's not wrong to hustle hustlers. It's like killing murderers, a public service. -Damon Salvatore

L.J. Smith

Dance in the rain, follow the path of lovely lanes, you are what you always wanted to be, so chill out, dear friend!

Santosh Kalwar

If you're horrible to me, I'm going to write a song about it, and you won't like it. That's how I operate.

Taylor Swift

You gotta want it.

Bill Murray

Smartass Disciple: Master, I believe that the truth will prevail at the end.Master of Stupidity: No 'the end' for the truth. 'Prevail' is something else.

Toba Beta

Break ups aren't fair. Why does only one person have power? We both agreed to start dating. Why do you get to make the decision to end it? Shouldn't it be a joint decision too? Relationships aren't a democracy. Not everyone gets an equal vote.

Alyssa Rose Ivy

Her sculptured face was as perfect as a painting.

Christopher Paolini

It's just that in the Deep South, women learn at a young age that when the world is falling apart around you, it's time to take down the drapes and make a new dress.

Karen Marie Moning

A Man who has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feeling.

William Nsubuga

Why, my goodness, honey. After looking at all those pictures of seraphic and perspirationless babes for so long in the privacy of a foxhole, what is a poor doughfoot going to do when he comes home and discovers that American women are, after all, biological and given, under stress, to shiny noses?

Margaret Mitchell

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife,' I said, sighing.'Is it?' said Veronica, looking surprised. 'Universally acknowledged? Surely that presupposes life similar to human societies beyond this planet, and besides--''No, no, it's a quote from ... Never mind,' I said.

Michelle Cooper

Life sucks, then you die. Then it sucks again.

Tonya Hurley

Whatever one does, someone is always happy...then again, someone else is not pleased

ArLeaBelle

Everything is Good,Some of the things are better,But, Nothing is the Best in this World.....!

Amod Shrivastava

All the time you're saying to yourself, 'I could do that, but I won't,'--which is just another way of saying that you can't.

Richard P. Feynman

I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.

Rainbow Rowell

And if, by the end [of this book], you reckon you might still disagree with me, then I offer you this: you'll still be wrong, but you'll be wrong with a lot more panache and flair than you could possibly manage right now.

Ben Goldacre

No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try.

George Lucas

Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.

Eminem

There's always a but. It's a magical word. You can say anything you want, go on for as long as you want, and then all you have to do is add the magic word and instantly everything you said is erased, turned meaningless, just like that.

Charles Benoit