Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Humor.
I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then.
Lewis Carroll
Brilliance is impossible without a touch of insanity.
Skyla Madi
The human race is all the same when it comes to romantic relations,' said the Major. 'A startling absence of impulse control combined with complete myopia.
Helen Simonson
Just know I amNot there to catch youBut I am there for you
Caleb Warta
Rain rain go away, come again another day
Rosen Topuzov
Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More like the lifespan of a gastrotrich.
Jarod Kintz
There is safety in numbers. And science. Clone your way to being safe. Nobody can protect you like you. And you and you and you.
If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car
Judy Gold
In matters of grave importance, style, not sincerity, is the vital thing.
Oscar Wilde
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
G.K. Chesterton
Amanda and I both paused to take in that bit of wisdom. And try to decide if it even was wisdom.
Robin Brande
Flowers are the free throw of love. You're looking for the clutch three-pointer from downtown. Daniel Holloway
Dating Makes You Want to Die:
You know, the most amazing thing happened to me tonight... I saw a car with the license plate ARW 357. Can you imagine? Of all the millions of license plates in the state, what was the chance that I would see that particular one tonight? Amazing!
Richard P. Feynman
I was wasting my time, praying for love.For a love that never comes, from someone who does not exist.
Morrissey
OdiarÃa morir dos veces, serÃa tan aburrido!.
The only thing more amorous than pretending to be marriage partners is pretending to be capitalist ones. Money is less essential for success in capitalism than in marriage, so you can amuse yourself without worry.
Bauvard
The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change.
Kimberly Spencer
Men are not potatoes!
Robert A. Heinlein
Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.
Tai Odunsi
I didn't see myself as the busty type. Too bad bodies are issued randomly, not selected to match your personality
Phoebe Kitanidis
