Browse through our collection of quotes tagged with Humorous.
Obstinate, headstrong girl!
Jane Austen
Possession of the box conferred a kind of power on the wielder--which was that anyone, confronted with the hypnotic glass eye, would submissively obey the most peremptory orders about stance and expression.
Terry Pratchett
Where's the pleasure in bein' the winner if the loser ain't alive to know they've lost?
I should think this a gull, but that the white-bearded fellow speaks it; knavery cannot, sure, hide himself in such reverence.
William Shakespeare
Jack's doctors have told him he is crazy but, the truth is, it's the Voices who are crazy, not him.
Jennifer Daydreamer
- Cette métaphore est interdite pendant le vol, a-t-elle déclaré un instant plus tard.
John Green
You are a chap of one idea, aren't you?
C.S. Lewis
People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.
Himmlisch ist's wenn ich bezwungen Meine irdische Begier; Aber doch wenn's nich gelungen Hatt' ich auch recht huebsch Plaisir!Loosely translated:It is heavenly, when I overcomeMy earthly desiresBut nevertheless, when I'm not successful,It can also be quite pleasurable.
Leo Tolstoy
I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.
Mark Twain
She ran out of her marriage the way a woman can run out of a pair of sandals when she decides to let go and really dash.
Stephen King
Scrawny little mundane bastard.
Cassandra Clare
Many a small thing has been made large by the right kind of advertising.
By the time he was done with the deer it had been dark three hours and his bad leg was singing 'Ave Maria'.
We all have different languages; but we all really mean the same thing.
It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck.
Neil Gaiman
Merlin's pants!
J.K. Rowling
The real problem with stories - if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death
Time passed quickly. Constant did not move.
Kurt Vonnegut
Bad artists always admire each others work.
Oscar Wilde
