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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language.
Larry Wall
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Anon.
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
Bjarne Stroustrup
He who hasn't hacked assemply language as a youth has no heart. He who does as an adult has no brain.
John Moore
The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs.
Joseph Weizenbaum
Optimization hinders evolution.
The best book on programming for the layman is Alice in Wonderland; but that's because it's the best book on anything for layman.
Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals.
Henry Spencer
