Weather Quotes

Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it.

Mark Twain

When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.

Alice Hoffman

Is not this a true autumn day? Just the still melancholy that I love - that makes life and nature harmonise. The birds are consulting about their migrations, the trees are putting on the hectic or the pallid hues of decay, and begin to strew the ground, that one's very footsteps may not disturb the repose of earth and air, while they give us a scent that is a perfect anodyne to the restless spirit. Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it, and if I were a bird I would fly about the earth seeking the successive autumns.

George Eliot

Summer is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces up, snow is exhilarating; there is no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather.

John Ruskin

Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.

Mark Twain

All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without ill effect. No one can write knowingly of the weather who walks bent over on wet days.

E.B. (Elwyn Brooks) White

It was raining in the small, mountainous country of Llamedos. It was always raining in Llamedos. Rain was the country's main export. It had rain mines.

Terry Pratchett

The Westerly Wind asserting his sway from the south-west quarter is often like a monarch gone mad, driving forth with wild imprecations the most faithful of his courtiers to shipwreck, disaster, and death.

Joseph Conrad

The East Wind, an interloper in the dominions of Westerly Weather, is an impassive-faced tyrant with a sharp poniard held behind his back for a treacherous stab.

Joseph Conrad

Weather is a literary specialty, and no untrained hand can turn out a good article on it

Mark Twain

It was so cold I almost got married.

Shelley Winters

One need only think of the weather, in which case the prediction even for a few days ahead is impossible.

Albert Einstein

Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I but when the trees bow down their heads, the wind is passing by.

Christina Rossetti

The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.

Jerome K. Jerome

I love the rain. I want the feeling of it on my face.

Katherine Mansfield

Reporters used to be blue-collar at the Globe now, it's practically required that you have a trust fund.

Howie Carr

October extinguished itself in a rush of howling winds and driving rain and November arrived, cold as frozen iron, with hard frosts every morning and icy drafts that bit at exposed hands and faces.

J.K. Rowling

Pray don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. Whenever people talk to me about the weather, I always feel quite certain that they mean something else.

Oscar Wilde

What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.

Jane Austen

Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.

Yogi Berra