Wedding Quotes

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Phyllis Diller

For me, life has either been a wake or a wedding.

Peter O'Toole

I had a 2-week courtship with a fellow student in the fiction workshop in Iowa and a 5-minute wedding in a lawyer's office above the coffee shop where we'd been having lunch that day. And so I sent a cable to my father saying, 'By the time you get this, Daddy, I'll already be Mrs. Blaise!'

Bharati Mukherjee

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it - and sometimes three.

Heraclitus

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.

Grace Hansen

After I had the Caesarean, I was told I had really strong stomach muscles and so would heal very quickly. And I did. I was up walking about within three hours. Six days after having her, I was out shopping and shortly after that I made it to David Walliams' wedding.

Denise Van Outen

When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.

Eydie Gorme

Well the wedding in the words of the Archbishop of Canterbury was a fairy tale and there was a huge public impress, investment of goodwill, affection and indeed money in this Institution. It was a huge success at the time.

Anthony Holden

When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah in the United States without a special cake. It can be even more complicated and expensive than a wedding cake, because bar-mitzvah cakes are often based on a particular theme.

Ron Ben-Israel

I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.

Cindy Margolis

No wedding bells for me anymore. I've been happily married to my profession for years.

Shirley Bassey

I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.

Oliver Goldsmith

The wedding took place in Vermont, where they have legalized gay civil unions, and I married a woman.

Craig Ferguson

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Helen Rowland

My wedding was at home, so I didn't really want to wear a veil in my house. Instead I wore a lot of diamond hair clips. They were brooches, actually, designed by Lorraine Schwartz.

Georgina Chapman

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

Bradley Cooper

I'd been a wedding singer through college, but after a few years of doing my best renditions of jazz standards to clinking glasses and the sound of forks on salad, I thought, 'Oh God, if this is all I do, I'll never be able to live with myself.'

Idina Menzel

My husband, Jim, converted to Judaism just before our wedding.

Anita Diament

We all went to Kelsey's wedding, and yeah, we go to parties. We also go to each other's house. A group of us got together over at Kelsey's and just read through some plays just for the fun of it. That may not be everyone's idea of a good time, but we had a good time.

David Hyde Pierce

I like wearing my wedding ring, it's nice.

Jerry O'Connell