A collection of quotes by Doug Horton.
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Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
Doug Horton
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
Growing old is not growing up.
The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
Be your own hero, it's cheaper than a movie ticket.
If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.
The key to heaven's gate cannot be duplicated.
As the fly bangs against the window attempting freedom while the door stands open, so we bang against death ignoring heaven.
It's not a question of happiness, it's a requirement. Consider the alternative.
Remember only the good, the bad will never forget you.
If the destination is heaven, why do we scramble to be first in line for hell?
To hit bottom is to fall from grace.
There is no bad in good.
Death is the final wake-up call.
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.
Seeing the light is a choice, not seeing the light is no choice.
Thinking good thoughts is not enough, doing good deeds is not enough, seeing others follow your good examples is enough.
Strong words are required for weak principles.
