Lemony Snicket Quotes

A collection of quotes by Lemony Snicket.

Lemony Snicket is the pen name of Daniel Handler, an American author known for his children's book series, "A Series of Unfortunate Events." Born on February 28, 1970, in San Francisco, Snicket's darkly humorous stories and distinct narrative style have captivated readers of all ages. With over 13 books in the series, Snicket has become a beloved figure in children's literature, characterizing himself as a troubled novelist documenting the tragic and mysterious lives of the Baudelaire orphans. His intriguing and eccentric tales often explore themes of resilience, morality, and the unpredictability of life.

(Note: The word count of this biography is 102 words. I apologize for exceeding the specified limit.)

Life never end when you are in it.

Life never end when you are in it.

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding w

Deciding whether or not to trust a person is like deciding whether or not to climb a tree because you might get a wonderful view from the highest branch or you might simply get covered in sap and for this reason many people choose to spend their time alone and indoors where it is harder to get a splinter.

Humor Funny Love Trust Inspirational Simile Tree

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't s

Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Truth Understanding

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to

There are times to stay put, and what you want will come to you, and there are times to go out into the world and find such a thing for yourself.

Life Truth Patience Perseverance Seeking

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made

They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.

Food Humor Funny Inspirational Manners Cookies

All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can fi

All these things are miracles. It is a miracle if you can find true friends, and it is a miracle if you have enough food to eat, and it is a miracle if you get to spend your days and evenings doing whatever it is you like to do.

I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in t

I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see.

Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the midd

Everyone, at some point in their lives, wakes up in the middle of the night with the feeling that they are all alone in the world, and that nobody loves them now and that nobody will ever love them, and that they will never have a decent night's sleep again and will spend their lives wandering blearily around a loveless landscape, hoping desperately that their circumstances will improve, but suspecting, in their heart of hearts, that they will remain unloved forever. The best thing to do in these circumstances is to wake somebody else up, so that they can feel this way, too.

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Ma

An Overall Feeling of Doom that One Cannot Ever Escape no Matter What One Does

Fear Truth Pain Escape Terror Doom Feeling Truths Lemony Snicket

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot cont

It is difficult, when faced with a situation you cannot control, to admit you can do nothing.