Michael Ian Black Quotes

A collection of quotes by Michael Ian Black.

Michael Ian Black is an American comedian, actor, and writer, known for his sharp wit and dry humor. Born on August 12, 1971, in Chicago, Illinois, Black began his comedy career in the 1990s as a member of the sketch comedy group, The State. The troupe garnered a cult following and went on to create the eponymous sketch comedy television show on MTV from 1993 to 1995.

Black's career flourished, and he ventured into various comedic endeavors, including stand-up comedy, acting in both film and television, and writing. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and movies, such as "Ed," "The Baxter," and "Wet Hot American Summer." Black often brings a deadpan delivery and sarcastic charm to his performances, winning him a devoted fan base.

As a writer, Black has penned several books, including "My Custom Van" and "Navel Gazing: True Tales of Bodies, Mostly Mine." He is lauded for his ability to inject humor into personal anecdotes and observations about life.

With his distinctive style and comedic versatility, Black has become a well-respected figure in the entertainment industry. Whether it is through his stand-up comedy specials or his unique presence on social media, he continues to make audiences laugh with his razor-sharp wit and irreverent humor.

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional je

I don't watch that much comedy. I think it's professional jealousy. That and a lack of support for my community.

Michael Ian Black

Jealousy

There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but

There is no word for feeling nostalgic about the future, but that's what a parent's tears often are, a nostalgia for something that has not yet occurred. They are the pain of hope, the helplessness of hope, and finally, the surrender to hope.

Michael Ian Black

Future

My tastes in all things lean towards the arty and boring. I

My tastes in all things lean towards the arty and boring. I like sports documentaries about Scrabble players, bands that play quiet, unassuming music, and TV shows that win awards. In that way, I am an elitist snob.

Michael Ian Black

Sports

I actually don't know anyone who wants to be famous for fame

I actually don't know anyone who wants to be famous for fame's sake, at least not anyone I respect. But you need to have a certain amount of power in order to be able to do what you want.

Michael Ian Black

Famous

I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is g

I honestly believe you can never tell if a relationship is going to last. In my own marriage, which is going on 14 years, I don't think of it as 'I'm going to be with this person forever.' Instead, I think of more like, 'I'll probably be with this person for the next six weeks. Then I'll re-evaluate.'

Michael Ian Black

Marriage

The thing that I think is the most important is taking momen

The thing that I think is the most important is taking moments to express your appreciation to your partner. A thank you or a quick kiss can go a long way toward affirming your relationship and commitment to each other. That's not hard to do even when you're juggling insane careers and three kids.

Michael Ian Black

Relationship