A collection of quotes by O. Henry Porter.
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If man knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
O. Henry Porter
She plucked from my lapel the invisible strand of lint (the universal act of woman to proclaim ownership).
A burglar who respects his art always takes his time before taking anything else.
You can't appreciate home till you've left it, money till it's spent, your wife till she's joined a woman's club, nor Old Glory till you see it hanging on a broomstick on the shanty of a consul in a foreign town.
It was beautiful and simple as all truly great swindles are.
