Ray Romano Quotes

A collection of quotes by Ray Romano.

Ray Romano is an American comedian, actor, and writer, born on December 21, 1957, in Queens, New York. He gained widespread recognition for his role as Ray Barone in the hit sitcom "Everybody Loves Raymond," which aired from 1996 to 2005. Romano's natural comedic talent and relatable persona endeared him to audiences, earning him numerous awards and critical acclaim. He has also appeared in films like "Ice Age" and "The Big Sick," showcasing his versatility as an actor. With his distinctive humor and down-to-earth charm, Romano remains a beloved figure in the entertainment industry.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and c

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I love standup and I haven't given it up.

I lived at home till I was 29.

I lived at home till I was 29.

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant r

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and

If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, b

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.

More is required of public officials than slogans and handsh

More is required of public officials than slogans and handshakes and press releases. More is required. We must hold ourselves strictly accountable. We must provide the people with a vision of the future.