Sarah Silverman Quotes

A collection of quotes by Sarah Silverman.

Sarah Silverman is an American comedian, actress, and writer. Born on December 1, 1970, she gained recognition for her controversial, sharp-witted, and often satirical comedy style. Silverman has appeared in several TV shows and movies, including her own sitcom "The Sarah Silverman Program." Known for tackling sensitive topics with humor, she has received numerous awards for her work, including an Emmy in 2008. With her unique comedic voice and social commentary, Silverman has made a significant impact on the world of comedy.

I love you more than bears love honey, I love you more than

I love you more than bears love honey, I love you more than Jews love money, I love you more than Asians are good at math. I love you even if it's not hip, I love you more than black guys don't tip, I love you like Puerto Ricans need baths.

Sarah Silverman

Money Love

I like my life alone.

I like my life alone.

Sarah Silverman

Alone

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It

Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.

Sarah Silverman

Humor

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because

I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It's funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I'm not religious at all. I have no religion.

Sarah Silverman

Funny

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only

It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.

Sarah Silverman

Truth

We can see the Divine in each speck of dust, but that doesn'

We can see the Divine in each speck of dust, but that doesn't stop us from wiping it away with a wet sponge. The Divine doesn't disappear; it's transformed into the clean surface.

Paulo Coelho


And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided

And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.

Sarah Silverman

Dad

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny,

Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.

Sarah Silverman

Funny