Whitney Cummings Quotes

A collection of quotes by Whitney Cummings.

Whitney Cummings is an American comedian, actress, and writer. She was born on September 4, 1982, in Washington, D.C. Cummings gained recognition as a stand-up comedian and went on to create and star in the sitcom "Whitney" from 2011 to 2013. She has also made appearances in several TV shows, including "Punk'd" and "Comedy Central Presents." In addition to her comedy career, Cummings has written for popular sitcoms such as "2 Broke Girls" and "Roseanne." She continues to perform stand-up comedy and has released several comedy specials. N/A

I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of th

I'm the one who's dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I'm probably not the first person on their list - the weird, quirky, funny girl.

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I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are

I think that we're in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine there's just a lot of opportunity for women to have powerful roles. Or it's just that there's more women writing TV. Women tend to maybe write strong women.

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I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge,

I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the guy is sort of weak and spineless. And that's never been my experience in a relationship. I think it's much more interesting that the guy is the boss. And there are stakes.

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There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go groc

There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn't insured. My wallet was in there, and I couldn't call AAA, because I only had $7 in my bank account. It was one of those moments where I was like, 'O.K., I literally have nothing right now.'

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