Aziz Ansari Quotes

A collection of quotes by Aziz Ansari.

Aziz Ansari is an American stand-up comedian, writer, and actor. He was born on February 23, 1983, in Columbia, South Carolina. Ansari gained recognition for his role as Tom Haverford on the hit television show "Parks and Recreation." He has also released multiple comedy specials and written a book called "Modern Romance." With his unique comedic style that often explores topics like relationships, social issues, and cultural experiences, Ansari has become a prominent figure in the comedy industry.

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooti

Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true.

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a

When I tour, it's like, well, like a food tour as much as a comedy tour. I try to eat at all the weird places, the obscure barbecue joints, burger places. There are a few spots in L.A. that I'm obsessed with - one of them is the Taco Zone taco truck on Alvarado. There are secret off-menu items that are amazing.

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clu

Every time I've done comedy in, like, traditional comedy clubs, there's always these comedians that do really well with audiences but that the other comedians hate because they're just, you know, doing kind of cheap stuff like dancing around or doing, like, very kind of base sex humor a lot, and stuff like that.