Denis Leary Quotes

A collection of quotes by Denis Leary.

Denis Leary is an American actor, comedian, writer, and producer. Born on August 18, 1957, in Worcester, Massachusetts, he gained recognition for his sharp, acerbic comedic style and for his roles in films like "The Ref" and "Rescue Me." Leary often incorporates his sarcastic humor into his work, offering a unique and edgy perspective. He has also been involved in various charitable endeavors.

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only w

Jon Stewart is exactly the same guy he's always been, only with money. He knows that the moment he really believes he's important, the funny goes away and he becomes Bill O'Reilly, except shorter and Jewish.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the gr

I do have to say that I think that President Obama is the greatest President in the history of all of our Presidents, and that he can do no wrong in my book. So how's that for prejudice on the Democratic side?

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funn

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't.

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it

Science fiction was never my thing. I have no interest in it.

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is li

Most movies suck, even the independent ones. Hollywood is like baseball: Hit three good ones out of 10 and you're a Hall of Famer.

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing th

I want you to take away the hope because that's the thing that's killing me.

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Ca

The things that make me angry still make me angry. George Carlin is 67, and he's still as funny as he's ever been, and he's still angry. And that makes me feel good, because I feel like if I stick around long enough, I'll still be able to work.

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I be

Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty-five years and you pay it back and then -- one day -- you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of your mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then -- one day -- you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street, and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe.