The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
The reason people blame things on the previous generations is that there's only one other choice.
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd preferred to talk.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
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