Jack Benny Quotes

A collection of quotes by Jack Benny.

Jack Benny (1894-1974) was an American comedian, actor, and vaudeville performer. Known for his iconic deadpan delivery and impeccable timing, Benny became a beloved figure in the entertainment industry. He entertained audiences across various mediums, including radio, television, and film throughout his career spanning nearly five decades. Benny's radio show, The Jack Benny Program, was a huge success and showcased his wit and comedic brilliance. Through his distinctive style, Benny left an indelible mark on the world of comedy and remains a celebrated entertainer in American history.

Thug: Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.

Thug: Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.

Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your lif

Thug: This is a stickup! Now come on. Your money or your life.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Gags die, humor doesn't.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't min

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.

Speeches (oratory)

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the

I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and y

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like sc

A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.