Quote by Jack Benny

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't

Summary

This quote humorously expresses the perception of the speaker towards receiving an award. It implies a sense of self-deprecation, where the individual feels that they are not worthy of the recognition bestowed upon them. By comparing themselves to having arthritis, they highlight the randomness and unpredictability of life, suggesting that deserving or not deserving something is not always a fair measure of its occurrence. Ultimately, the quote reflects the speaker's modesty and their ability to find humor in their circumstances.

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By Jack Benny

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