Jim Gaffigan Quotes

A collection of quotes by Jim Gaffigan.

Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer, known for his family-friendly and food-focused comedy. Born on July 7, 1966, in Elgin, Illinois, Gaffigan has released several successful comedy albums and specials, such as "Mr. Universe" and "Beyond the Pale," showcasing his unique humor and observations about daily life. He has appeared in numerous television shows and movies, including "The Jim Gaffigan Show" and "Super Troopers 2." Gaffigan has built a reputation for his trademark humor that often revolves around his love for food and his experiences as a father.

I curse in everyday life, but usually when I stub my toe. Th

I curse in everyday life, but usually when I stub my toe. The topics I'm discussing, it's not necessary to curse. I found is a sign that a joke is not finished or well-written.

Jim Gaffigan

Life Curses

There should be a children’s song: "If you’re happy and

There should be a children’s song: "If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.

Jim Gaffigan