Joey Adams Quotes

A collection of quotes by Joey Adams.

Joey Adams was an American comedian, actor, and writer. Born on January 6, 1911, in Brooklyn, New York, he began his career in the 1930s as a stand-up comedian, known for his quick wit and one-liners. Adams went on to perform in various nightclubs, radio shows, and television programs, gaining popularity for his humorous style. He also wrote several books, including "The Borscht Belt" and "From Gags to Riches." Joey Adams passed away on December 2, 1999, leaving behind a legacy as a beloved entertainer in the world of comedy.

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money

Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.

Money

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive q

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

Psychiatry

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife a

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

Marriage

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Wisdom

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or sh

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.

Marriage

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigera

If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.

Fitness

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Funny

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up ea

Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'

Success

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch yo

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.

Business