A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing

Tell the truth or trump - but get the trick

Mark Twain

All my day is spent dealing with other people. When I come home I like it to be empty. The presence of others in my house kind of annoys me. I love coming home and shutting the doors. I feel brain dead. I'm relatively available, but not to live with.

Graham Norton

The bitterness of poor quality remains long after low pricing is forgotten!

Leon M. Cautillo

It is, of course, further indication that a fundamentalist right has really taken over much of the Republican Party, People might cite George Bush as proof that you can be totally impervious to the effects of Harvard and Yale education.

Barney Frank

Joy is free, unrestrained passion

Eileen Stukane

After the first day of practice, there's not one guy who's playing at 100 percent or who feels great. Sometimes, getting up in the morning and brushing your teeth is the hardest part of the day - it just hurts.

Tom Brady

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.

Maxwell Maltz

Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious. We have only to imagine how differently we would be described --and will be, after our deaths --by each of the family members who believe they know us.

Gloria Steinem

There's no sentence that's too short in the eyes of God.

William Zinsser

When you were in a room with Kurtis James, whether it was one or a hundred other people, Kurtis seemed to be the only one there

Dee Remy

We need to keep hope alive and strive to do better.

Kofi Annan

No person is ever good for much, that hasn't been swept off their feet by enthusiasm between ages twenty and thirty.

James A. Froude