A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing
Bankruptcy is a legal proceeding in which you put your money in your pants pocket and give your coat to your creditors.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all.
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. 'Get up early, work late - and strike oil.'
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
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