Todd Barry Quotes

A collection of quotes by Todd Barry.

Todd Barry is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and writer, born on March 26, 1964. He gained recognition for his deadpan style and dry humor, showcased in numerous comedy specials. Barry has appeared on popular TV shows like "Late Show with David Letterman" and "Louie," while also lending his voice to animated series like "Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist." He has released several albums and published a book titled "Thank You for Coming to Hattiesburg: One Comedianâ€™s Tour of Not-Quite-the-Biggest Cities in the World."

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman w

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certa

I thought they may have presumed too much knowledge of certain things for people who are not comedians. Like Montreal. A comic understands what it is and its importance, but someone else may not know about it.

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need t

I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving

I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all human

I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celeb

I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people j

I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one musical act of sort. So its just people being funny in different ways, not just sketch, not just standup, not just characters, all of those things.

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams w

I'm particularly proud of my reluctance to share my dreams with anyone.

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one

It's cool to go to a place that has posters up and it's one night only. It feels more special.