Quote by Steven Wright

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

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The quote is a tongue-in-cheek statement that questions whether vegetarians can consume animal-shaped crackers. This playful remark is based on the contradiction between the principles of vegetarianism (avoiding the consumption of animal products) and the fact that animal crackers are typically made with plant-based ingredients, even though they are shaped like animals. It serves as a lighthearted way to highlight the humorous aspects of dietary choices and the absurdity that can sometimes arise when trying to adhere strictly to certain food restrictions.

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