Steven Wright Quotes
A collection of quotes by Steven Wright.
Steven Wright is an American comedian, musician, and actor known for his distinct deadpan delivery, one-liner jokes, and surreal sense of humor. He was born on December 6, 1955, in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Wright began his career as a stand-up comedian in the late 1970s, performing in small clubs around Boston.
In 1982, Steven Wright gained national recognition after his appearance on "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson," where he delivered his dry and witty style, instantly winning over the audience. This led to various television appearances, including late-night shows and sitcoms.
Wright's unique comedic style often involves absurd and ironic observations about everyday life, expressing them in a monotone voice and calm demeanor. His jokes often catch listeners off-guard with unexpected wordplay and mind-bending concepts. He has released multiple comedy albums, including "I Have a Pony" and "I Still Have a Pony."
Aside from comedy, Wright has made notable appearances in films such as "Desperately Seeking Susan" (1985) and "Half Baked" (1998), showcasing his ability to bring his distinctive comedic timing to the big screen.
Steven Wright's deadpan delivery and innovative humor have earned him a dedicated fan base and critical acclaim throughout his career, making him one of the most respected stand-up comedians of his generation.
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my housewith my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove itaround for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over.He asked where I lived. I said, right here, officer. Later,I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all the cars,Get out of my driveway!