Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy c

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This quote humorously highlights the absurdity of being told to move from a fire exit in a casino. The speaker sarcastically reasons that if they are flammable and capable of running, they would not be obstructing anyone's exit during a fire. It undermines the idea that one person's physical presence could impede the escape route in the face of such a dangerous situation, emphasizing the priority of personal safety over trivial concerns like blocking an exit.

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