Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a tshirt with a bulls eye on the back.

For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought m

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This quote humorously captures the irony in the gift exchange between the speaker and their son. The speaker bought their son a BB gun, symbolizing fun and adventurous activities, while the son playfully reciprocated with a t-shirt featuring a target on the back. This juxtaposition of gifts reflects a lighthearted and comical family dynamic, highlighting the playful banter and sense of humor shared between the parent and child.

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