But I am delighted to be a Dodger, I grew up a Dodger fan and now my dreams have really come true.

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah.'

Mitch Hedberg

It's as if I were collaborating with myself, revealing my relationship to the material. My hand would make the drawing. Then my mouth would transmit it.

Jim Hodges

You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts; And when you can no longer dwell in the solitude of your heart you live in your lips, and sound is a diversion and a pastime. And in much of your talking, thinking is half murdered.

Kahlil Gibran

Nothing is easier than to admit in words the truth of the universal struggle for life, or more difficult--at least I have found it so--than constantly to bear this conclusion in mind.

Charles Darwin

We Asians are the original Conservatives because for thousands of years we have believed in free enterprise you have just stolen our philosophy.

Jayvantsinnji Gohel

Positive belief in yourself will give you the energy needed to conquer the world and this belief is the power behind all creation.

Stephen Richards

Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon.

Alexander Pope

I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right, on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed, I should instantly close with the offer.

Thomas Huxley

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.

Oscar Wilde

I wasn't affected by inflation, I had nothing to inflate.

Gerald Barzan

The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom to serve all, but love only one.

Honore de Balzac

It is not easy, but you have to be willing to make mistakes. And the earlier you make those mistakes, the better.

Jane Cahill Pfeiffer