Quote by Terry Pratchett

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the hell they like and aim in a state of rage at all pedestrians while ringing their bell loudly, the concept of avoiding people being foreign to them.My dream holiday would be a) a ticket to Amsterdam b) immunity from prosecution and c) a baseball bat.

My experience in Amsterdam is that cyclists ride where the h

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the chaotic and seemingly aggressive cycling culture in Amsterdam. The author expresses frustration with cyclists who ride without regard for pedestrians, implying a lack of consideration for others. The tone suggests a hint of exaggeration in the author's desire for immunity and a baseball bat as a means to navigate this unique biking environment. Overall, the quote captures the distinct image of Amsterdam's bustling cycling scene.

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