The funniest memory that I can recall about my school days has to be one incident that involved unfinished homework for numerous days. I didn't do any of my homework for days and days at a stretch, and kept stalling my teacher that I was extremely unwell and was under heavy medication.

The most tragic thing in the world is a man of genius who is not a man of honor

George Bernard Shaw

It takes people a while to trust you.

Karl Malone

Normally, children learn to gauge rather accurately from the tone of their parent's voice how seriously to take his threats. Of course, they sometimes misjudge and pay the penalty.

Louis Kaplan

There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

Mark Twain

I am not the kind of girl who can trust a theory based on one person.

Brigitte Boisselier

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

George Bernard Shaw

We are ultimately alone in that we are ultimately responsible for ourselves.

Robert Zemeckis

The words that a father speaks to his children in the privacy of home are not heard by the world, but, as in whispering galleries, they are clearly heard at the end, and by posterity.

Jean Paul

Nature never says one thing and wisdom another.

Juvenal

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

I would say my greatest achievement in life right now - my greatest achievement period is - and I'm still trying to achieve it - is to be a wonderful father to my kids.

Bo Jackson

A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles.

Ralph Waldo Emerson