Quote by Tim Vine

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.''

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can

Summary

This quote showcases a lighthearted and sarcastic response to someone asking for a favor. The person getting into their car responds with humorous encouragement, implying that the asker is capable of achieving great things on their own and doesn't need a lift. It highlights the playfulness of the interaction and the speaker's intention to humorously decline the request.

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