Quote by Groucho Marx

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enou

Summary

This quote sarcastically suggests that the challenges of growing older can be overcome simply by continuing to survive. It highlights the idea that aging itself may not be a problem, but rather the perseverance and endurance needed to reach old age. By emphasizing the importance of longevity, it implies that one can navigate and overcome the difficulties associated with aging if they can only manage to live long enough.

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