Quote by Steven Wright

My girlfriend does her nails with whiteout. When she's asleep,I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

My girlfriend does her nails with whiteout. When she's aslee

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This quote suggests a mischievous act by the speaker towards their girlfriend. It reveals a playful dynamic, where the girlfriend uses whiteout to paint her nails and the speaker takes advantage of her sleep to write misspelled words on them. The intention behind this act appears to be lighthearted teasing or pranking, potentially involving humor and a shared understanding between the couple.

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