Quote by Steven Wright

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said,Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour? Yes,officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long...

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who sa

Summary

In this quote, the speaker hilariously illustrates their disregard for following the speed limit. When pulled over for exceeding the limit, they cheekily reply to the police officer that they were well aware of it, but that they did not plan to be out driving for an extended period of time. The quote playfully portrays the speaker's nonchalant attitude towards the consequences of their actions, highlighting their humorous perspective on breaking the rules.

By Steven Wright

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