Quote by Steven Wright

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearerand farther, trying to see it clearly)... And says, Here, youcan go.

I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpos

Summary

This quote suggests that the individual intentionally got their driver's license photo taken out of focus, which leads to interesting encounters with police officers during traffic stops. When the officer inspects the blurry photo closely, attempting to bring it into focus, they eventually decide to let the person go without any issues. The quote highlights the power of creating confusion or questioning authority in unconventional ways, resulting in potentially unexpected outcomes such as avoiding penalties or citations.

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