Quote by Steven Wright

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Summary

This quote poses a humorous question about the consequences of being scared intensely. It suggests that if someone gets scared "half to death" once, another intense fright has the potential to cause the same level of fear again, effectively frightening them "twice" to the point of near-death. It highlights the absurdity of such extreme reactions to fear by using exaggeration to create a lighthearted and playful tone. Ultimately, the quote seeks to entertain and amuse by presenting a comical scenario.

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Death Scared Twice

By Steven Wright

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