Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and

Summary

This quote humorously reflects a situation where a parent is taken aback by their child's unexpected and perhaps inappropriate response to a conversation about reproduction. It reveals the child's innocence and their surprising knowledge about subjects beyond what was initially intended to be discussed. The quote highlights the amusing contrast between the parent's attempt at imparting knowledge and the child's unexpected inclusion of unrelated information, leading to a comical and unexpected twist in the conversation.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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