Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I bent down to pet her cat only to find that it was the hair on her legs.

I knew a girl that was so ugly that... I bent down to pet he

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This quote uses exaggeration and sarcasm to depict someone's physical appearance as unattractive. The speaker humorously describes encountering a girl with such "ugliness" that they mistook the hair on her legs for a cat. The intention is to entertain by employing wordplay and mocking the exaggeration of the girl's perceived unattractiveness.

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