Quote by Charlize Theron

I learned everything about love, watching 'Splash.' That's why I'm still single, so thanks Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah for that.

I learned everything about love, watching 'Splash.' That's w

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the person's understanding of love comes from the romantic comedy film 'Splash.' The speaker jokingly blames actors Tom Hanks and Daryl Hannah for their continued single status, implying that their unrealistic portrayal of love in the film has set unrealistic expectations in their own life. It playfully implies that the film's representation of love has been unhelpful or misleading in the speaker's quest for a long-lasting romantic relationship.

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