What am I asking?

Remember, God provides the best camouflage several hours out of every 24.

David M. Shoup

I get around OK with a toolbox. As a kid, I picked up skills following my dad through the oil fields of Oklahoma and West Texas. My wife Janine is hard to impress, but she does think it's cool when I fix things around the house.

Ronnie Dunn

The urge to shout filthy words at the top of his voice was as strong as ever.

George Orwell

We know there is no such thing as freedom without the risk of failure.

Rick Perry

A true initiate will never force anyone who has not reached a certain level of maturity to accept his truth.

Franz Bardon

I think great humor lies in playing the truth of a situation. I see myself as a performer and that applies to a Greek drama or a modern comedy.

Brendan Coyle

I sometimes think of what future historians will say of us. A single sentence will suffice for modern man he fornicated and read the papers.

Albert Camus

As I get older, I just prefer to knit.

Tracey Ullman

Emmanuel Lewis was amazing to work with. I'll love that guy to the end of time.

Corin Nemec

Success doesn't suck.

Darius Rucker

I love surprises - champagne and strawberries, all that pampering, romantic stuff. Guys ought to know how to pamper their women properly.

Danica McKellar

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

W. C. Fields