Leave the President's family business to him. You will have plenty to do without trying to manage the First Family. They are likely to do fine without your help.
I feel an intense intimacy with those who have this loathing interest in me. Further than this, I know what they mean, I sympathize with them, I understand them. There should be a name (as poetic as love) for this relationship between loather and loathed it is of the closest and more full of passion than incest.