Quote by Johnny Carson

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Married men live longer than single men. But married men are

Summary

This quote suggests that married men tend to live longer than single men, possibly due to the support and companionship provided by their spouses. However, it humorously implies that married men might also be more willing to take risks or engage in behaviors that could potentially be life-threatening. The quote highlights the trade-off between longevity and a willingness to take on challenges, adding a playful twist on the notion of marriage and its effects on men's lives.

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