Quote by Winston Churchill

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.

I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and

Summary

This humorous quote, attributed to Sir Winston Churchill, suggests that the speaker's judgment may be clouded by temporary drunkenness but assures the recipient that their unattractiveness will remain a constant truth. It highlights the wit and quick comebacks often associated with Churchill's character. By emphasizing his own ability to regain sobriety, the quote playfully dismisses the insult as mere drunken ramblings while firmly asserting the recipient's unattractiveness regardless of the speaker's state of mind.

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