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We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, a

We have the power to do any damn fool thing we want to do, and we seem to do it about every ten minutes.

J. William Fulbright

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except

There is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.http://www.twainquotes.com/Congress.html

Mark Twain, Mark Twain, a Biogra

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to b

I have been up to see the Congress and they do not seem to be able to do anything except to eat peanuts and chew tobacco, while my army is starving.

General Robert E. Lee

This is a Senate of equals, of men of individual honor and p

This is a Senate of equals, of men of individual honor and personal character, and of absolute independence. We know no masters, we acknowledge no dictators. This is a hall for mutual consultation and discussion; not an arena for the exhibition of champions.

If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Co

If we were left solely to the wordy wit of legislators in Congress for our guidance, uncorrected by the seasonal experience and the effectual complaints of the people, America would not long retain her rank among the nations.

Henry David Thoreau

Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure C

Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough to abandon representative government for any other kind, including government by the guy who knows.

There are two enemies to every bill proposed in Congress, th

There are two enemies to every bill proposed in Congress, the fools who favor it and the lunatics who oppose it.

The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and

The Senate is a body of old men charged with high duties and misdemeanors.

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and e

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in s

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

There should be one day when there is open season on senator

There should be one day when there is open season on senators.

Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says noth

Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody listens -- and then everybody disagrees.

Boris Marshalov

I have seen in the Halls of Congress more idealism, more hum

I have seen in the Halls of Congress more idealism, more humanness, more compassion, more profiles of courage than in any other institution that I have ever known.

Hubert Humphrey

Great is the power, great is the authority of a senate that

Great is the power, great is the authority of a senate that is unanimous in its opinions.

Marcus Tullius Cicero

I believe if we introduced the Lord's Prayer here, senators

I believe if we introduced the Lord's Prayer here, senators would propose a large number of amendments to it.

The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often only t

The Few assume to be the deputies, but they are often only the despoilers of the Many.