Quote by Steven Wright

He was a multimillionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his money? He designed the little diagrams that tell which way to put batteries in.

He was a multimillionaire. Wanna know how he made all of his

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This quote humorously highlights the ironic and unexpected success of an individual who became a multimillionaire through designing battery diagrams. It emphasizes that even seemingly mundane or small tasks can lead to significant wealth and success if approached with creativity and innovation. It serves as a reminder that success can come from the most unexpected sources and shows the unpredictable nature of entrepreneurship and wealth accumulation.

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