Quote by Eddie Izzard

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of stating a simple rule - never place a sock inside a toaster. It conveys a message of caution and common sense, as this action could result in damaging the toaster or causing a fire. Beyond its literal meaning, the quote can serve as a metaphor encouraging individuals to think before impulsively taking actions that could have unintended or harmful consequences.

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