Quote by Robert Orben

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the pr

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This quote sarcastically suggests that older people should not consume health food because they require preservatives to prolong their lifespan. It plays with the idea that health foods are typically associated with natural, organic ingredients and lack preservatives, which are often used in processed foods to prevent spoilage. The quote humorously implies that the additional preservatives in their diets are necessary for older individuals to extend their longevity.

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